...how time flies...blink, and we're now well into May.
My days have been jam packed with fun, and the not-so-fun...in other words, life. One of the funs is my continued love of taking photos. Today, to wish my sweet bloggie friends a Happy Mother's Day, I'll share a few of those photos taken of my flowers.
But with a little humorous twist...
You've all probably seen this somewhere along life's path, but it's just too stinkin' cute not to share again. It's entitled: Why God Made Mothers. The answers were given by second graders. Enjoy...
WHY DID GOD MAKE MOTHERS?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
HOW DID GOD MAKE MOTHERS?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger
parts.
WHAT INGREDIENTS ARE MOTHERS MADE OF?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in
the world and one dab of mean. ha ha ha
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
string, I think.
WHY DID GOD GIVE YOU YOUR MOTHER AND NOT SOME OTHER MOTHER?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.
WHAT KIND OF LITTLE GIRL WAS YOUR MOM?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty
bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
WHAT DID MOM NEED TO KNOW ABOUT DAD BEFORE SHE MARRIED HIM?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk
on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to
chores?
{{having been a former elementary school teacher in one of my lives, i can attest to the fact that these answers are mild compared to what many teachers hear!}}
WHY DID YOUR MOM MARRY YOUR DAD?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
WHO'S THE BOSS AT YOUR HOUSE?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof
ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the
bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOMS AND DADS?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause
that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine..
WHAT DOES YOUR MOM DO IN HER SPARE TIME?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
WHAT WOULD IT TAKE TO MAKE YOUR MOM PERFECT?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of
plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR MOM, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid
of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did
it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of
her head.
Here's sending out loads of gratitude to all the mothers of the world, and those who practice the gentle art of mothering {a trait found in many women who never had their own biological children}, the world is a sweeter place because of you.
And special hugs and whispered prayers for the precious hearts that for a number of reasons, find this day extra hard. May grace give you the strength you need...
Xo, Sue
p.s. Joining Miss Beverly at How Sweet the Sound for Pink Saturday today!
ooo you had me in such suspense AND delight (as always) dear Sue!
you nature girl you! the butterfly wing and blue flowers (name escapes me)!
we took the road less traveled on our way home from VA Tech for the graduation and enjoyed the slow and scenic pace of The Blueridge Parkway….we saw SO many large yellow butterflies…I almost drove Mr Magpie nuts counting them….out loud heehee!
I was on Cloud Nine anyway with the weekend’s festivities!
to see where the cocoon was attached to the leaf with that perfect impression must have made you gasp with joy…these sorts of things are so wonderful…leave it to you to get to the bottom of things and share such lovely info with us…imagining you rinsing your hair soon with some VERY special rinse water
oh and your WP blog looks wonderful…really lovely with so many sweet touches…your artful techieness is enviable lady!
Happy May…it is always sweet to come for a visit…
oxo
p.s. oh and it is much easier for me to leave a comment too I see
AND I can get notification when you update your bbb
Yippee Yay!
That is the one thing I wish WP had…a blogroll that reflects others updated blogs